Chicken legs.

 I have a vendetta against skinny jeans. This morning on my way to work, I saw a couple (holding hands... the joys of spring) both wearing skinny jeans. I believe there is something fundamentally wrong with boys who want to wear the exact same jeans as their girl friends.  Who told these people that looking like a walking twig with Chuck Taylors is okay?... ever? But the worst part is, that these brilliant young men sag their skinny jeans like the whole world is dying to see their stripes boxers. If you want to be a girl so desperately, wear a skirt. (and a bag over your head) and save us all the pain of looking at your wanna be-emo-femmy fashion statements.